I know it's so wrong, but my best friend needs to know.
So, how do we say it?
Hey, I'm pregnant with your father's child! You're gonna be a big sister! Yay!!!
No, this can't happen.
She can't know. No one can know.
I always understood he was off limits,
But I couldn't imagine my life without him.
In fact, I saved myself for him!
And working at his restaurant was…fun.
My 'let's seduce Michael plan' was working,
And soon he was feeding me chocolate covered strawberries,
And I was tasting whipped cream off of his lips and…you know what…
But we screwed up…big time!
So, time for Plan B now.
Yep, when shit hits the fan, I do the easy thing and run away.
Will my Prince Charming come after me?
Or did I just ruin my only chance at a happily ever after?
