While helping my new friend, Rachel, move, I stumbled across a big green dildo in a box marked for her bedroom. I'm straight, but holding that dildo made me wonder what it would be like to give a b*****b, or take something long and hard into your body for pleasure.
Unable to experiment with Rachel's dildo, I decided to go get my own. By the time I paid for it, though, I was so worked up with curiosity that I knew I'd never get it home. I opted for the adult toy store's bathroom instead.
When Jeff, the owner of the store, caught me blowing my dildo in the bathroom, he had a big surprise for me…
Who knew those places had such good customer service?
This short story is roughly 5,200 words long